My Christmas Wish List (may or may not require actual cash purchase)

• Lifetime subscription to Publishers Weekly.
• A sound machine that truly masks hotel noises.
  
• Improvisation training with the guys from Who's Line Is It.
  
• $100.00 weekly credit at Barnes & Noble for reference material (and occasional Allure magazine.)
  
• MacBook Pro (as lightweight as possible) loaded with a gadzillion bytes of MacPro-stuff which can NOT be messed around with and/or otherwise inadvertently erased by a twelve-year old formerly referred to as "my son."
• All my lost email files, folders, and sub-folders; see also, above
  
• Lifetime working relationship with patient GeekSquad type man or woman who can teach me how to use (i.e. turn on) my MacBook Pro
• Ditto patient Blackberry type
  
• All published works/writing/musings of:
  
• Dr. Francis Schaeffer
• Frederick Buechner
• Dietrich Bonhoeffer
• 7N580 Wagontire Rd., St. Charles, IL (Hey, every girl needs a place to call home)
  
• Airbrush make-up tool for use with High-Def cameras and TV screens.
  
• In-home studio tricked out with all the broadcasting tools and high-quality details for recording and hosting a radio show
• Official home office completely set apart from the rest of my domestic domain (i.e. a place I can lock the door and no one can get in!)
  
• Warehousing all print/audio/video material with a third party; no more shipping details! no more delivery fiasco!
  
• Hire top-tier people to produce branding media concepts (which are about to make my brain explode.)
  
• Snappy set of virtually indestructible "I Can Spot It Four Conveyor Belts Away!" lime green luggage.
• A new Bible--a retro version with wide margins and blank pages for documenting life, faith, and everything in-between
  
• Lifetime supply of Pepsi
• Entire audio teaching library of Dr. James MacDonald
• 300 cc's of Restylane